It's All About Grace

One day Peter told God how tired he was of just letting anyone in by grace. There should be some more restrictions. They ought to at least come in with a pure heart, a good conscience and a clear mind.

God gave him permission to do what he wanted. Peter built a bridge between the Pearly Gates and heaven. The bridge was narrow so that it could only be walked single file. Below the bridge was the burning pit of hell.

The next person to come by was Jessica Simpson. She was met by Peter who greeted her with the following,

"Welcome to the Pearly Gates. Over there is heaven. To get there, you have to cross that bridge. I warn you only those who are of a pure heart, a good conscience and a clear mind can cross that bridge. Never for an instance should you think of any evil, sensual or bad thoughts. If you do, you will fall out of grace and into hell. Go ahead and I’ll be right behind you."

Ms. Simpson carefully strutted accross bridge with 'her boots that were made for walking'. Peter followed closely behind her. Sure enough, halfway on the bridge, Peter fell in!

Walk with God and accept His grace - it's the only way to go!