Lucky Are The Losers...

Did Jesus really say something like that? He really must have meant the following-

Blessed are the upper classes, who can afford a home in the suburbs and two new cars in the driveway, for theirs is the North American dream.

Blessed are they who have a well-paying job with ample vacation time, for the good life is within their reach.

Blessed are the thin, strong, and athletic, for the future is in their hands.

Blessed are they who hunger and thirst to have a party, for a vast menu of chemical enhancements are at their disposal.

Which Jesus are you following?